You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
