I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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