is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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