oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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