that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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