Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
