"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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