idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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