She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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