Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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