Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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