lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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