I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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