don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
My feet surprised me
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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