she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize
