You surviving the open bar?
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I have tasted many bathrooms
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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