I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just forgot I was standing up.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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