Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
where does the pee come out of this thing
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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