shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
