i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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