He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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