return my video game
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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