Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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