dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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