Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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