How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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