Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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