I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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