stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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