I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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