Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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