So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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