she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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