You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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