Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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