have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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