eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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