So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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