Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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