i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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