i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
how drunk are you?
Several
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize