apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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