just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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