We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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