we have officially mastered the walk of shame
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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