do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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