I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
did i walk over a car last night?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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