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wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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