hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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