woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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