My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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