I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
this hospital has no fireball
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
