I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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