Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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