Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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