So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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