Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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