The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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