Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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