OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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